Thursday, December 31, 2009

Things to do in 3.5hrs.

  1. Aspirin face mask
  2. Laundry
  3. Tidy my school stuff
  4. Dry laundry
  5. Tidy my bedroom
  6. Tweeze eyebrows
  7. Pack travel bag for Monday
  8. Blog

It's in sequence. =)
And they got to be done by 6pm!
But I doubt my capability judging my v-relaxed-in-fb-n-msn status now.
Ah wells, I'll just stop and get dress at 6pm.
I am going to a dinner BBQ gathering with my friend!

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Very first visit to Nana.

[11 Dec]

Ribboned up my hair that day..
Realised I've been carrying the minimal makeup look for quite awhile now.
I need only 4 makeup item.
Concealer, foundation powder, blusher and eyebrow powder.

Met up with the dudes, and went Nana.
As much as I seem to hang out alot at Thai places,
honestly, I'm at Sabai most of the time.
Nana was really pretty! Will the festive deco and all.

Really enjoyable! =)
First nights out after I stopped for exams.
Oh, I did hop over Sabai to meet up with the girls,
but everyone was too high on liquor to take pictures w me.

Anyway, Daryl took this shot of me.
Which is total candid.

Tell me honestly,
is this how I look on a daily basis when y'all call out to me?!

God this is CLASSIC.

To see the rest of the picture from this day, click : 121109. Nana Sabai

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Yay yay! It's Christmas time! =)

But what's with the sad face?!
Because I don't think anyone is buying me X'mas present!
And, Mummy's not celebrating this year!

(p.s. I know I should be doing my project. But, heh, I need a short short break ya!)

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Taste Paradise + 7th day at work

Both Mummy and Ivan's birthdays fall on the same day,
which is 2 days before Christmas.
23rd Dec.

Brought them out for dimsum at Taste Paradise.
Sadly, I left my camera in the car.
So, I got to make do with my half dead LG viewty. =(

Bought watches for both of them.
But I forgot to take pictures. ZzZz..
Will update when I go home!!

[LMAO, such a brief and uninteresting account of today. I know. But I am rushing of to do my project. Pardon me ehs?]

Been doing my project the whole time at work today.
Boss is really good to let me have the space/internet/electricity/phone for free.

I know some of you are itching to see my party pictures yea?
Heh heh heh. Alright, I'll get them updated tmr!
Meanwhile, rest well sweetz!

Monday, December 21, 2009

6th day at work!

I have one major project due in 1 week time.
(Next Tues)

In other words, holidays ending really really soon.
(School starts on Monday)

Alrighty, no more fun time.
It's going to be project time.


After having my hair coloured and banged by L'Oreal,
I've been bunning my hair from time to time.

Here are just some pictures for a sharing session!!

(I accidentally used the night mode of my camera at home. Lol. )

That's all!
More photos in the evening! Loves!

Friday, December 18, 2009

Day 5 at work! =)

Fifth day at work! =)
Heh heh! ^^ Many many money. $$
So sickening that I did not bring my laptop with me yesterday!

Anw, today's been pretty slack for me.
Went for medical checkup for my insurance plan thingie
(And realised I gained 4kg in 1mth)
37kg to 41kg!
I think the weighing scale is spoilt.

Haha, and wrote the rest of the Christmas cards!

Going off to a discussion dinner now!

And see y'all at Wavehouse this Saturday!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009


LOL at the [About Me] section!

Day 3 at work! =)

I have many many Ferrero.
*insert very big smile*

Came to work at 11am.
It's considerably early judging that I came work after lunch the previous days.
Continued my data entry from yesterday.

And I typed, cut and printed tiny rectangles of : -

those and slowly pasted them at the corner of 30 envelopes.

Both my boss and I are very meticulous people.
So, to please both myself, and him, I paste the paper at 1inch by 1inch away from the border of the envelope.

By the way, in the corporate word, it's courtesy to write X'mas cards to colleagues and clients! That's something new for me. But it's really nice, festive and all to see the whole office writing X'mas cards together! =)

And that pretty much sums up all that I did today. Lol!


Btw, what's the curvy word under the Ferrero?


Comment, comment!!

Vibe Parties Presents: FRESH Spring Break, School's Out Edition

Ft. DJ Stanley (4x DMC and ITF Champion) & Monkey King & Zushan (1or8 Faction)
Saturday, December 19th 2009

FRESH SPRING BREAK is at it again!! We’re flying in one of Shanghai’s most respected DJ’s who is a resident at the top two clubs in the country: Muse & Bling. The 4x DMC and ITF Champion goes by the name DJ Stanley. Check out his Passport Pimpin’ downloadable mix to sample a dose of arguably the hottest hip-hop mix on the internet. He'll be supported by international rap battle champion Monkey King and Zushan of 1 or 8 Faction.
Calling all University, Poly, & JC students; yeah, I’m talking to you:
This party is the “School’s Out Edition” for a reason! Exams are done, everyone get their asses out of those books and cut loose over this festive holiday season, in the company of FRESH’s very own raucous party vibe and beer bongs.
FRESH SPRING BREAK: Delivering to Asia what only Mexico wishes they could produce. Fresh Spring Break will be taking place about once a month; delivering to you the hottest hip-hop acts regionally and internationally. It’s secured itself as one of the largest regular beach parties in Asia.

DJ Stanley (Muse – Shanghai & 4x DMC and ITF Champion)
Monkey King (1 or 8 Faction)
Zushan (1 or 8 Faction)
DJ FM (Fresh Resident)
TeCh 1 (Fresh Resident)
C-Nil (South Korea)

4pm - 7pm : DJ Funky Monkey
7pm - 10pm : Zushan & Monkey King
10pm - 12pm : DJ Stanley
12pm -4pm : DJ Funky Monkey

Dress Code:
Beach friendly

Entry Details:
S$25- Tickets (Inclusive of 2 Drinks)
Email : immediately for limited table reservations.

However, for all babes out there!
You can join the party for FREE through my guestlist!!
How awesome is that?!

Simply tell the door bitch that you are
Jocelyn Kau Vibe Party Girl's guest"!

(girls only!)

Share this video with y'all! PLAY IT!!
Simply loveee this mix by Monkey King!
(I even downloaded it into my comp. Hehh)

[Click on the album to check out the party pictures from the launch!!]

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

2nd day at work!~

Heh! Today's the second day at work!!
Did excel spreadsheet thingie and data entry.
My eyes crossed after typing all those numbers!
Mind you, the digits are all of 6 decimal place!!

Took off for tomorrow!
I have a 10am photoshoot! =)

Enjoy your holiday loves!

Monday, December 14, 2009

"Why does my friend have smelly armpits?"

This might be an enigma that frequents in your head.
Now, I am here clear your doubts.


First off, why do I even bother to blog about such matters yea?
Well, I thought it would be interesting, yet beneficial to my readers! Heh. So, I'm going to blog about such stuffs as often as possible, so we can all increase a little bit of our general knowledge. Peace!


Anyway, the pungent scent of a person I have to endure for a long period of time drove me into the need of researching about this topic. I was in the train, and I need to sit down, as it was a long long journey to a roadshow I was working for. This man that stinks real bad sat down beside me, I almost died, but was really unwilling to forsake my seat. (He alighted at the same stop as me, Jurong East. -.- )

So so. Why do armpits stink?

Basically, there are two kinds of sweat glands in the human body, the Apocrine glands, which secrete a milky fluid from the hair follicles, and the eccrine glands, which are the source of most perspiration. The sweat from the eccrine glands is water and is odourless. The small amount of Apocrine secretion in the sweat, however, causes the problem.

Although fresh apocrine sweat is also odourless, it develops a smell when the sweat is broken down by the hair and skin cells in the armpit, and then eaten by bacteria. It's actually the bacteria that make the smell, releasing a chemical called 3-methyl-2-hexenoic acid. Which is the supposed smelly sour smell! Ughh!

Gross yes? I know. So, if your close friends or yourself, stink.
There are a few things you can do about it.
  1. Shave
  2. Change your diet into veggie diet
  3. Shower more often than usual
  4. Google for some home remedy

Well, I would say it will be really embarrassing, especially in social circumstances, if you have smelly pits. So, any/every one who is reading this, please do something about you/your friend's pits - if they are smelly that is.

Let there be no smelly pits from now on.
Saving the noses of mankind, be it in buses, clubs or the mrt.
Cheers! =)

First time working in an office!

Honestly, despite starting to work parttime at a relatively young age, and have quite an exciting list of past jobs experiences. I have never work in an office before. So, earlier today was my very first! =)

I have to say that it's quite an experience. Though I have a considerably demanding (yet charming) boss, but all thanks to the few parties I hosted at ButterFactory, and the reservations I made for them at Rebel, I am very well looked after at the work place. Hehs.

Oh, after blabbering so much, I am actually working as a personal asisstant. So, basically, I do everything from picking up the pens, to photocopying stuff, sending emails, and call people for his private matters. Booboo. But he pays really well, so nah, no complains just yet.

Works at 10am. No partying tonight!

Saturday, December 12, 2009 =)

I think this
gadget/widget/website/video recording kinda status updating, thing
is really really awesome!

Celeste introduced to me a while back.
I created an account, but never had the chance to finally post something.
But now that I did, I think it's really really cute!!

Here's my page!

Cool thing is that,
it has features that help link up
Facebook, Twitter and!

And there are many fun people using
Their updates are hilarious!!

Have fun peeps!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

5 grammatical errors that make you look stupid!

I was reading about silly grammatical errors from an old issue of Reader's Digest (one of my favourite magazine, but we'll talk more about magazines next time). Which I think it's awfully true. Honestly, I suck at grammar, and am in no position to blog about this topic. But hey, note that it's error that'll risk you seeming silly, and not bad in the command of English.

Own vs Owe

This drives me insane. Many people, (I don't know why, but these people tend to be our male counterparts here), love to use own and owe wrongly. Be it through any form of communication, (msn, sms, facebook wall etc) I'll have to halt whatever topic on hand, and correct that poor feller before I can continue living my life. (Yes, that bad. It's like OCD or something. )

Own (adj) :- Belonging to individual
Owe (verd) : - Have an obligation

Example :
"You owe Lily 10bucks."
"You own Lily 10bucks."
(Of course the latter is wrong)

It's vs Its

This is another common mistake. It’s also easily avoided by thinking through what you’re trying to say. Honestly, if you noticed, I kinda have the tendency to commit this error. That's because, I love to type this " ' " sign. (The apostrophe punctuation thing)

It’s - a contraction of “it is” or “it has.”
Its - a possessive pronoun, as in “this pen has lost its function.”

Here is an easy rule of thumb -repeat your sentence out loud using “it is” instead. If that sounds r.tard, “its” is likely to be the correct choice.

Your vs You're

I realise this mistake has become very common among bloggers nowadays. Maybe we're all too fast in our typing and not bothered to check our entries before hitting the [publish post] button.

“Your” is a possessive pronoun, as in “your pasah” or “your problem.”
“You’re” is a contraction for “you are,” as in “you’re screwing up your life.”

Affect vs Effect

Affect (verb) - My lack of self-discipline now, will affect my grades.
Effect (noun) - The effect global warming is making us all hotter by the day.

There vs Their

This one seems to trip up everyone occasionally, often as a pure typo. But it's still an eyesore to know that the person meant "there" but typed " their", or vice versa.

"There" is used many ways, including as a reference to a place or as a pronoun.
“Their” is a plural possessive pronoun, as in “their bags” or “their opinions.”


Be careful not to make those errors! Otherwise, risk being STUPID. Heh.

Alrighty, that's all folks!
Back to revising for my last paper!
I officially gave myself 4hrs off my precious time being on the laptop, watching drama facebook and all.
Heh! ^^ Exams gg to be over real soon! Catching up with all the lovies tomorrow!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

I lost my wallet - for real!

I recalled twittering about my lost-of-wallet-but-might-be-in-my-friend's-car post few days back. Think it was a last Wednesday. Apparently, it wasn't in my friend's car, which means, it's lost for real! *insert big sad face*

Damage assessment

1 x Gianna Versace wallet

1 x Identity Card

1 x Matric card
(This is not my card, I got it from google image. Lol)

1 x Tertiary student ez link card with $20

6 x different movie ticket stubs.
Hurhurhur... =(

1 x My sister's Body Shop member ship card

1 x Sentosa Islander card

2 x keys

4 x $10 note

1 x Durex Comfort condom

1 x Durex Extra Safe condom

and some other stuffs that are not that important.

I should have poked holes on the condoms and
which ever bastard that picked up my wallet,
will use it and have sex.
Thinking that it's SAFE.
Too bad it's not and
get some STD infection,
or get the girl pregnant!


But too bad I did not. zZz..
I need a new wallet. Hur =.(

Sunday, December 6, 2009

New blog banner! =)

Before having this blog, I used to host my blog at another free domain.
I remembered the joy I had when I change my blog banner weekly.
But life is too busy these years till I have no time to do anything about
that banner.

Well well, there it is!

Like it like it? I thought it's really nice! Heh! Olrights, I got to start studying.
First paper is tomorrow! I can't wait to finish all papers and start my holidays.
Omg, CHRISTMAS shopping! So many presents to prepare! =) ~
Oh, did I not tell y'all? I got a holiday job in an office. Heh. That's really something
new as compared to all the events/modeling and stuff. Got to get the most outta it!

Till then! Mua~

Look at me, in the eyes..

They are windows to my soul..

(p.s. I am not lying on the floor. Just in case anyone thought so, because Audrey did think that I was lying on the floor.)

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Hello hello!

Hey all!! Exams are around the corner, and I don't have much time to blog. =S
Actually I did blog a bit and they are all saved in the drafts as I got lazy
midway through blogging. Laughs! Anyway, been having really bad gastritis
these few days. All the wanting to burp with acidic feeling.. Ugh.

Anyway, exams will end the coming Friday. So, will update this space after
the end of all papers. Meanwhile, I still do update twitter. =) Check back to
read my twitter updates!

For self-use : Food To Eat for Gastritis and Gastritis Natural Remedy