Monday, November 30, 2009

Britney is getting married - again.




This horrible woman is getting married, yet again.
3rd marriage in 5yrs.
Goodness.


It's really sickening when people treat marriage like child's play.
But what can be done?
The society is too warp nowadays.
And I doubt it's gna get any better.

Friday, November 27, 2009

New update about FRESH @ Wave House Sentosa

Hey all!


Guess most of you have many questions about the party of the year,
FRESH @ Wavehouse Sentosa
this coming Saturday yes?


Anyway,

  1. It's a mixed aged party,
    so there's no age limitations!

  2. Party starts as early as 4pm.



I will be at Wavehouse Sentosa at 4+pm.
Call/text me and I'll come to the entrance to hand the free entry passes to you babes!
Seeya tomorrow!




^^


SCHEDULE FOR FRESH LAUNCH
  • 400PM DJ FM & TeCh 1 on the Mic (Spring Break Contests)
  • 530PM DJ Andrew T
  • 600PM CyberJapan
  • 730PM 98.7 on Stage
  • 800PM Che’Nelle, DJ Moto, & Joe 275
  • 1000PM - Late DJ FM & TeCh 1 & CyberJapan (Spring Break Contests)



Thursday, November 26, 2009

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

"Jocelyn, where will you partying this Saturday? "

"Wave House Sentosa of course!!"
(Located at Siloso Beach)
*screams*


Singapore's #1 Party Promotion Label Vibe Parties will be launching
FRESH SPRING BREAK at Wave House Sentosa
on Saturday, November 28th!!

**SINGAPORE'S #1 RADIO STATION 987FM
WILL BE ON SITE AT WAVE HOUSE ON THIS NIGHT**






I am incredibly excited!! Are you?!! FRESH took a 3weeks break after the last event at SocialHouse. Now it's all new and FRESH at Wave House. For those of y'all who have been following my facebook should probably know how awesome the party is going to be.


It's a huge event, event the radio station is going to be there!!
A definite BOOMZ!


CRAZY acts for this launch:


CYBERJAPAN DANCERS (JPN)

The infamous, tantalizing, sexy, amazing, and (insert relevant words that spell hotness) CyberJapan Dancers! It's their first ever performance in sunny Singapore!


Click : CyberJapan Album
[CAUTION, photos might be too hot for the weak to handle!]
CyberJapan, making their first appearance in Singapore, is a dance group that hails from Tokyo and is internationally renowned for their pole dancing, sex appeal, and ability to get any party exploding with energy. CyberJapan has performed in Hong Kong, Taiwan, Shanghai, Seoul, Kuala Lumpur, and now Singapore.


CHE'NELLE (US)


Sultry singer-songwriter CHE'NELLE heated up radio waves in 2007 with her debut single and international hit song ‘I Fell In Love With The DJ’. She completed her Virgin debut album -- almost entirely self-written -- with production help from Grammy winning A-Listers who have recently worked with Beyonce and the Pussycat Dolls among others. She is one of Southeast Asia’s only performers ever to penetrate the U.S. Billboard Pop 100 Chart.


DJ MOTO & MC JOE 275 (AUS)





DJ Moto and MC JOE 275 are industry leaders in Australia, and have supported the best of the best on tour ranging from Snoop Dogg to Jay-Z to UB40. DJ Moto is the creator of “Australia’s Most Wanted” turntable crew, Clubjoint Allstars, whose resounding national street mixtape success is unrivaled to this day.


DJ ANDREW T (SIN - THE BUTTER FACTORY)



Current resident of The Butter Factory, DJ Andrew T spins the hottest R&B and Hip Hop sounds. With loads of tricks up his sleeves, Andrew’s sets have no boundaries as he whips up a barrage of old school, hyphy, crunk, hip hop, funk, soul, rock, 80s, reggaeton, dancehall, electro & whatever music he feels will get the dancefloor pumping.


DJ FUNKY MONKEY (FRESH RESIDENT DJ) ^^ Wilson!



DJ FM delivers to you the nastiest club bangers the airwaves have to offer. Come check out what all the hype's all about with one of Singapore's top DJ's on his homecourt: FRESH Saturdays at Wave House Sentosa. With residencies at China Black, Club Momo, and regular guest appearances at Home Club, Ministry of Sound, and Metro Super Club (Perth), FM is one of the most respected DJ's in the Singapore R&B scene.


SO, as usual ^^ , heh heh!
(Y'all know I will always share goodies with y'all yes?)
I have unlimited entry passes for ALL GIRLS out there!
Let me know if you are coming
(email: jocelyn_kau@hotmail.com),
and I'll pass the entry passes to you!



Entry Details:
S$30 - Male Tickets (Inclusive of 2 Drinks)
S$15 - Female Tickets (Inclusive of 1 Drink)
Email nicholas@vibe.sg IMMEDIATELY for very limited table reservations.
Dress Code: Beach friendly
Ladies, wear a bikini and get spotted by the Vibe Parties team for a chance to win free drinks!
Guest Acts: Begin at 6pm so come EARLY!!



Cya there! Choochoo!

(●*ε^)



Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Rebel baby! =)

(p.s. I really really wanted to blog about Halloween. But facebook kept refusing my album upload. Insert very disappointing face. Meanwhile, enjoy this album!!)


[13 Nov 09]

It was a Friday! =) And thanks to Raymond ^^, I managed to get 25people into the Vip cage in Rebel. Heh! Didn't really take much pictures, simple because, I only knew 10 people out of the 25.



This is Melvyn.
Derek says we look alike. Yes?



What an unwilling face he gave.
I questioned him, and he said that was just a sign of camera shy.
Bleahs.



Not bad huh?
Where did all my modeling assignments go? Haha!



I was learning how to shuffle.
Which explains myself looking horrendously short, with a hoodie!



Bumped into Kenrrick and all at Zirca. Which is right next to Rebel.
Oo. Ram-bounce (Haikal) was working there, didn't manage to take a picture with him.
Haha, he was all stern and straight-faced. FUNNY.



Ben Wong!!! =D
There's a funny picture of him in this album. (That I shan't post it here.)



Their friend #1.



Their friend #2
He's from Taiwan.
*raise eyebrows 4 times*!

I remember how I used to have this huge crush on a Taiwan boy from my secondary school.
Haha. Those were the days man. Eyecandies, being innocent, girly and all.



I know everyone knows him.
Heh. How cute.



That's Audrey's very very brown hair.



Baey! =)
He is a magician! Cool yes?!



Girls girls.


They were at Supperclub before heading down to Rebel.
So, they were kinda late.
But, the first thing they do after hugging me was...



To eat chicken wings!
Haha!

But honestly,
Rebel's chicken wings are good!!!


Oh, I just recalled, Shuana was with us too. Just that her contacts were giving her problem, that's why she didn't take pictures with us. Pitypity. All right, that's about it. I shall end this entry with a very mean thing that we did. I am so sorry Baey, for not telling you since the minute you stepped into Rebel. LOLLOLLOLL!



Laughs!!! =DD


Yepps! And that's it!

To see the rest of the album, click : 111309. Rebel.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Being inspired is not great enough, you got to be motivated.

Few days back, I was reading some comments off my friend’s (Deep Chia) Facebook wall, and I thought what he said was really inspirational. So, I left a comment, saying that I was inspired. Instead of the convention reply, like “awww..” or “thank you”, he said he rather to motivate, than to inspire. THAT, to me is impressive. Never thought that a 20yo would say that. How smart, witty, and grown-up, and just like his name – Deep.


Sidetrack a little. I was motivated to pack my room and fold my comforter every single day ever since my other friend (Melvyn) said a passing comment, "Courtesy starts from home". I think he is absolutely right. Courtesy is an excellence of manner, good social conduct, and being respectful and all. If I am not treating my home right, how am I ever going to treat others and myself right? Yes? Big smile. ^^ Well, even if it doesn't link, at least my room is neater.


Enough of that, back to being inspired.
Anyway, do you all agree that, whenever you read/watch/see/hear something inspirational, you will have the sudden adrenaline rush and drive to do something likewise? I don’t know about the majority, but I do. It’s funny. It’s like a sudden urge to be a better man, to break all obstacles, and.. you get the drift yea? I guess that’s the purpose of the people who make inspirational movies, and write inspirational article and books yes?


Just few hours back, I watched an inspiring movie – The Express (2008) by Gary Felder (rented DVD)
It’s about a black guy, Ernie Davis, who played football. And you guys know how inspirational stories go. Likewise, The Express is like the others. Davis was bullied when he was a kid, the whites hated the blacks, he loves running, start playing American football, got spotted by a coach, meet multiple difficulties, had breakthroughs, win awards, (Okay he died at the age of 23 because of an illness. The movie didn’t show it, but it wiki-ed it).


Sounds boring from the way I narrate it yea? But no lo, it was awesome! Now I wanna play football too!


Laughs. I think it’s always the case. You know, it was a school program in my Secondary school to make us watch inspirational movies which are Arts related during “music” lessons. Movies like, Billy Elliot, Bring it on and many others were played. I remembered, at that point, I wanted so much so much to attend dance classes again. And, I did go home and reprimanded my mother for stopping my ballet classes. Haha.


Just few days back, I was reading this book about Entrepreneurship. (Despite partying, which is deem as kinda useless, I did do useful stuff alright?) Though it was for my essay that I have to write, but I feel so inspired to really, read about starting businesses, having thoughts of starting businesses.. etc. I think it’s good, such thoughts are healthy!

Well, I feel that whatever we see and hear on a daily basis makes a difference in our lives. Be it a teeny or a vast difference, it’s up to nobody but ourselves. It was a casual remark made by Apple last week when we were chatting in the steamroom, when I was revisited with this quote. “We only live life once.” She’s right. I heard and read it before, but I was too young, either that, or I merely forgot. But now, I try to keep remembering it. ^^ We only live life once, of course we want the best for ourselves, and people we love.

I feel so happy now, I swear.
I shall end this entry with this quote by T.E. Lawrence.


All men dream but not equally.
Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds
wake in the day to find that it was vanity;
but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men,
for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible.
T.E. Lawrence



Thursday, November 12, 2009

"What did you do on Halloween (eve)?"

"Don't tell you leh, secret."
Haha! It's already 1 and a half weeks past Halloween (eve). I am finally here to blog. Note, it's about Halloween eve, and not Halloween itself. Heh. Feels that it makes more sense to blog about the eve first yea? Since I blogged about the Halloween shopping previously.


Anyway. I bet most of you people celebrate Halloween just because everyone else is doing so eh? Let me give you guys some background information about Halloween. At least it makes this little "celebration" thingie a little more meaningful.


The word itself, "Halloween," actually has its origins in the Catholic Church. It comes from a contracted corruption of All Hallows Eve. November 1, "All Hollows Day" (or "All Saints Day"), is a Catholic day of observance in honor of saints. But, in the 5th century BC, in Celtic Ireland, summer officially ended on October 31. The holiday was called Samhain (sow-en), the Celtic New year.

One story says that, on that day, the disembodied of all those who had died throughout the preceding year would come back in search of living bodies to possess for the next year. It was believed to be their only hope for the afterlife. The Celts believed all laws of space and time were suspended during this time, allowing the spirit world to intermingle with the living.

Naturally, the still-living did not want to be possessed. So on the night of October 31, villagers would extinguish the fires in their homes, to make them cold and undesirable. They would then dress up in all manner of ghoulish costumes and noisily paraded around the neighborhood, being as destructive as possible in order to frighten away spirits looking for bodies to possess.

Credits: http://wilstar.com/holidays/hallown.htm



Anyway, I went to 3 clubs on Halloween's Eve. First, Rebel, then to Zouk, and lastly to Rebel. Actually, I didn't plan to club during the eve of Halloween. But being an avid Sabai-er, I had to. As, they celebrate Halloween on the 30th, rather than the convention 31st.


Audrey was the first to be there. So, poor her have to sit alone and spot the red me.


"I wore red, as it shouts me!"



The devil with the teacher.










And then, we finally met up with Winnie and Celeste outside Rebel.



Runaway bride, Cat, Teacher, Devil.



I have a matching camera! =)



Then, Winnie had this crazy idea to draw a heart each on our faces.












Told you it's a runaway bride.
See that pair of sneakers!?



Celeste was damn hot!


Then soon after, Celeste and Winnie rushed off to Sabai to get their table..
And, Apple came to look for us (with Glenn).









He stole our props!








And after eating the chicken wings (erhemmm!! %^@&!#*) Raymond bought for us,
we went toilet, and off to Zouk! Lol!!



There was many people in costumes, probably because, most people don't celebrate on the eve.
But, outside this club, nearest to the Taxi Stand. People were fully dressed up!











We skipped the queue and board a random cab!
Lol! =)


And Shuana was at Zouk!!



Apple's kiss.



My kiss.
Mine's damn lousy.
Can't really see the marks eh?
Maybe it's because I had my lips matte, whereas Apple topped gloss over hers.
Or simply because I ate alot of my lipstick. -.-






Horny horny.



We kinda look very much alike in this picture, no?
It's so funny.
When both of us club together, and meet new people,
they'll usually ask if you are related.
Twins or sisters. Haha!



The girl at the background looks like an angel with us dressed like so in the foreground.
-.-



Can tell that it was warm yea?
I tied up my hair, Audrey changed into a racerback, and Apple took off her jacket.
It was real stuffy I swear. >.<
Bumped into my friend.





So, that's it for my Halloween's Eve.



Will blog about my Halloween on the next entry!
^^
Probably tomorrow!
Tata!


To see the rest of the pictures, click : 103009. Eve of Halloween.


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