Something light hearted..

(I used this title the second time already. =D )

Hahas! I was at Ice(cube) last week with my sister. And she took this video.
Yea yea, as usual, she acted as though she was taking picture BUT in fact she was videoing. zZZ!

Pardon my unglam-ness. =D And I know, that's a very bad angle. Wahahas!

To up the humour factor, turn on your speakers!!
AND AND AND!, pardon my obscene tongue close to the end of the vid. =)

Nights people. I am off to bed.

Screw you fucked up girls.

You girls must be too bored with life to even say such things!
R O A R .

I, JOCELYN KAU SHI XUAN, is utterly disgusted and pissed of by a bunch of wannabe models!
Now all I want to say is FAAAARRRKKKKK OFFFFFFFF in their freaking full of cheap makeup-ed face, and make sure I produce enough saliva and hot air into their face till their makeup CAKES!

Know what? If any one of you reading this are from the photographer community, and heard rumors about me, PLEASE DO NOT NAVIGATE OUT OF THIS PAGE and FINISH READING this entry.

From a reliable source, I heard news about rumors spreading between fucked up talents/photographers that I had something on with PHOTOGRAPHER X.

Now, allow me to clear your thoughts.
I ought to keep my reputation clean.



Rumor 1. I am very close to PHOTOGRAPHER X, and I may even be two-timing Rayner with him.

Erms?! Like what the hell?! I am quite well known with bringing Rayner with me to my every shoot, so HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! Two-timing him with Rayner? This is atrocious! Why would I go for an old man when I am not deprive of anything? From love, to money, to physical pleasure?



Rumor 2. I allow PHOTOGRAPHER X to touch me.

This is worst la. I only shot once with him. And my boy was there. Do you think he dare to?! And com'on people, think! I don't even agree to shoot bikini wear/ lingerie, do you think I will allow that to happen?! With my personality and style, I won't stoop so low for which ever benefit that I might reap. I do know some girls that allow that for fame, but certainly not me. Go ask around, when photographers suggest for certain poses which I think it's kinda R(a), I will just decline to do. This is what I am, and how I work.



Concerned photographers, you can leave me comment/pm/msn if you want to know more. =D I will certainly put in an effort to clear my name. Thanks.

And girls, FUCK OFF.
I remembered someone once told me that my reputation will not be up for long.
Haha, thanks bitch, now I know why.

And, I know you will never agree that you are jealous of me. =)
At the very least, I did not stoop so low, unlike you.

Blog header.

Saw my new blog header? Haha! I know i know, that's so far the lousiest animation i've ever done. But I'm not to be blamed! =D It's never me.. Anw. cause I am so sleeeepy now at Mac's of singapore post. ZZ.. And I've waited 1 hr and 51min < for my sister. Ahh! Dying.

Anw, hope that you people will wish me a "Happy birthday" on that day alright.
HEhe!

Mixed random thoughts.

Actually, I wanted to rant about something that's extremely insignificant in my life, that is as irritating as a housefly's appearance. >.< (I can't think of any suitable stuff to put in.. pardon me) However, before I step in blogger page, I read something off the net and now I am freaking happy cause it soothed my past anger. =D

By the way, I always (almost) laugh at other's misery and misfortune.
Soo, infer. Wahahas. You any one of you k-po readers share the same frequency as me, and hope that I will tell you.. NNNNNaaahhhh. =b

Hahas! I am so happy to see people (or specific person) who cannot understand the untold "rules and regulations" and the other important know-how of this weird but fufiling industry. Note: I am not saying that I am damn pro and am equip with all the best information, and know-how for this industry.

But for a person which is highly egoistic and oozing confidence (me), I will say that I know more. ^^ Hahas! Only advice that I would give to the specific person is to, "Shut up and learn! "
Ooops. A lil rude, but I don't care. =D

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Another opposite "thought" that's bothering me since as long as I can remember, it's her.
Her her her her Her her her her Her and after a long time, it's still HER. Madness. It's impressive how someone who supposedly poses zer0 significance in my life can make me feel as though I constantly have a very bad itch at the small of my back which I can't reach. -pouts

But guess it's all normal. Someone whom I completely won't know might think that I'm the itch on their back. So I shouldn't rant much about part and parcel of life. Buttttttt, haiyerrs.

Nana says that she is sweeter than me. Damn. Freaking agitated. I think I need to change my style of dressing, change my makeup and what ever stuff and look sweet. Nahh, just kidding. That wouldn't be me. I always feel that there's somewhat alikeness between us. Maybe it's the size. Hah! But after much assurance from my sis, that's about the only like-ness we had.

And after spending time prying "you-are-prettier-than-her", my sister finally said it.
Okay, and I feel all better. =D


So, Jocelyn is bitch who fakes her graciousness just because she's too egoistic to show that she was defeated bit by bit from inside. ^^ (interesting self testimonial)


Alrights, done with my entry.
-proceed to doing voodoo on her

My Rayner boy!!!

A video to share before I am engulf with stresses from school.
Anw, video was taken on 28June, Saturday.
Total cute-ness!!!

By the way,
the J O I thingie is the "you2 yu2" that is edible.
Eh, it was a bit square piece initially.

Love you so much darling!
Hahaha!